Darius Alexander Summers

"Wolverine, take the sentinels! Storm, Magneto's vulnerable to a lightning strike! Rogue, do you remember that time you banged the Sentry? What was that about?"

I mostly put this here to antagonize my other self and his pregnant boyfriend. The punchline for this needed to be this. Because Dad would totally say that. Just not to Johnny Storm.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/first_night_of_freedom_spent_alone

I'm actually looking forward to college, now.

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.

It's weird, seeing people who are what everyone expected me to become. Smart, accomplished, devoted, powerful. . .

I didn't need to feel like anymore of a fuck up.